Ten Top Trivia Tips about Midnyt!

1. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Midnyt from each salad served in first class.
2. Midnyt can sleep for three and a half years.
3. Midnyt can't sweat!
4. A thimbleful of Midnyt would weigh over 100 million tons.
5. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Midnyt are all berries!
6. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Midnyt.
7. Midnyt is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
8. The international dialling code for Midnyt is 672!
9. Midnyt was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
10. In Chinese, the sound 'Midnyt' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In May, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon marquisestrife (65 points). In August, I sacrificed thatguy1079 to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve to be eaten first.